The Black Bra (as told by a woman)I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends;One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the doorWearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.And we agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend :The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.He said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,"What's for dinner,Batman?"Reminds me of the saying..... "Marriage is the graveyard of courtship"
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